The WAGMI Records archivists have unearthed a groovy manuscript detailing a revelatory vision of the future: It’s the 70s… the 3070s. Entire civilisations have fallen and been rebuilt. ‍ The advent of AI generated music and state sanctioned playlists sucked the last remaining drop of passion out of the human race, but a brave few preppers, known as the Souldiers, gathered the materials that would become the blueprints for a funky new utopia. It wasn’t all plain sailing though. Dancing plagues, the likes of which hadn’t been seen since the 16th century, wiped out many early settlers who were overcome with the urge to fervently boogie, but a resilient party fought through the night and ensured that a better tomorrow would follow. Men and beasts live in perfect harmony, and Cyborgs are now classed as citizens. Even Disco Balls have become sentient. All living under the united banner of Funk.