Space Inmates

Hello! Are you awake? I am SMP Droid SJ5. The current date is DPSC 30621.08-04. You've just woken up from frozen sleep for a speed-of-light journey, so it may take a while for your senses to return. Don't force yourself to move. Let's start with the description of the Space Inmates program according to SMP protocol 002. SMP Corp. has opened a planet migration program by receiving applications from villains who have been ordered to evacuate from each planet and those who want to settle in a new place full of opportunities. Soon, the Space Inmates transport ship arrives at the SMP station. We will help your successful settlement on our silly planet. May the Supreme Potato be with you.