The Crop Collective

There Will Be 8,888 Guac Soldiers Coming To The Wholly Guacamole Orbital Deployment Station. Every One Of Them Is Unique, Different And Randomly Generated. High above the earth orbits Wholly Guacamole, the world’s first orbital avocado deployment station. Spawned in his earthly barn by the genius philanthropist avocado, 8,888 green soldiers stand at the ready to launch into space, feed the world and fight against famine. With a dedicated crew of botanical buddies, Wholly Guacamole sprays its seed all over the planet before raining down a golden shower of sunlight and holy H20. The world needs heroes, and none come harder than a skinned leather genius and his band of healthy helpers.